itfeels-great:

dreamalittlebiggerdahling:

heatherleighann:

If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

HIS LITTLE FACE IM DEAD

(Source: notgoodwolf, via talkingincursive)

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

(via krunglepunk)

(Source: sandandglass, via pmon3y69)

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via rickoconnells)

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.

treerings-sing:

This is perfect.

(via rickoconnells)

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via tumblaughter)

comediva:

c’mon deer, let’s try one of the shops around the corner

comediva:

c’mon deer, let’s try one of the shops around the corner

(via tumblaughter)

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via shutupmerlin)

anrisaryn:

landofstories:

startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

also, in the british monarchy, if a queen is on the throne, there isn’t a king. her husband is a prince. BUT if a king is on the throne, his wife is a queen. which truly shows that the country can be ruled without a king but can’t without a queen.

HISTORY

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

(via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: mirkwoodling, via tumblaughter)