I have
no idea
what you’re
talking about
(via theblackship)
Something tumblr has taught me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it, via theblackship)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via theblackship)
- my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me: yes but today is not that day
@mitchroutman got the most darling photo of @tattyburvil and #mattsmith reuniting! #doctorwho love (x)
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
(via mylifeiscrayolacrayons)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via adamslittlesister)
If I ever get married my wedding vows will include “because life is long and you are hot” and no one can stop me.
(via krunglepunk)
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
(via timeywimeyhobbit)
This is my favorite post in the history of Tumblr.
(Source: tumboy, via claraismyqueen)
- Moffat: You know who'd be great for this new doctor
- Moffat: John Hurt
- Moffat: I mean that last name of his, "HURT," just
- Moffat:
- Moffat: it just speaks to me
(via yourealwayshere)
