pleatedjeans:

xkcd

dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: ronlynch, via theblackship)

allfiftyshadesofdone:

was it ever explained how Captain Jack transformed into a giant tentacled head in a jar with a completely different facial structure from him?

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

marilynhanson:

this means so much to me. so much

(via talkingincursive)

thlut:

motivation night vale style

(Source: lostbian, via tennants-hair)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman, via ratherbeinthepit)

brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral

(via theblackship)

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

(Source: obvious-electricity, via sexypalin69)

thelightandthedark:

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

thelightandthedark:

A British one penny coin from 1903 defaced by the Suffragettes

(via wildlinging)

tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

(via rust-c0hle)