fyeahourgirl:

The War Rages On - Alex Clare (Our Girl title song) 

"You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you."

— i read this 12 times (via fusels)

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zombowies:

calling out author kathleen hale for being a sketchy-as-fuck creeper

when you get a bad review of your book, eat a fuckin’ pint of ben and jerrys, feel bummed out, and move on

do not fucking STALK THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE BAD REVIEW, YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER CREEP

goddamn and people are still defending her behaviour when she actually stalked someone, like showed up at their fucking house, all for writing a bad review of her book

221bstarktower:

Deadpool vs the Chicken (x)

221bstarktower:

Deadpool vs the Chicken (x)

Looking for jobs and the description will be like “Excellent graduate opportunity” and then two lines down it’s “must have  2 years experience in the workplace.”

Do you not understand the words you’re saying? I don’t think graduate means what you think it means. 

Tags: ugh

formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

formerlyknownasemily:

55595472:

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

the-half-boy:

I LIKE IT

I WOULD BUY LIKE A THOUSAND TICKETS FOR THIS

The funniest thing about this is only one of the actors gets drunk and its a different person each night so it isn’t just everyone struggling its everyone else doing their shit and one person fucking it all up it’s BRILLIANT.

I can’t decide which I want more: to be at this or to be in this.

(via sonic-ewdriver)

"At [Much Ado About Nothing]s core is intense male anxiety about female infidelity"

The Norton Shakespeare Comedies, Much Ado About Nothing (via eighttwotwopointthreethree)

Everyone tags this with “not all men” but one of the things that is so powerful about Much Ado is that you do have, like, the one romantic hero in Shakespeare who gets it and actually figures out that the whole culture of cuckoldry panic is toxic and damaging and actually steps back from it — I know Greenblatt has a much darker reading of the play, because he’s a New Historicist and they always do, but the fact that Benedick is the only man in the play (other than the Friar, but he’s not part of the play’s whole bro complex) who believes in Hero’s innocence is a pretty big deal, given that even Hero’s own father doesn’t believe her, because “would the two princes lie, and Claudio lie?” And it’s very much a play about learning to be a good ally to women and recognizing that patriarchy is destructive — which I think is why Benedick comes off as pretty much the only romantic comedy lead in Shakespeare who feels worthy of the heroine. The flip side of the quote above is that the play is pretty optimistic about the possibility of a feminist heterosexuality, not that Shakespeare would have put it in those terms because he wrote the play in 1599ish but ykwim, and it requires listening to women and accepting their experiences as valid.

(via shredsandpatches)

This was a majorinfluence in how we chose to write Ben in our movie. 

(via otpthemovie)

(Source: allison-s-crossbow, via otpthemovie)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via sonic-ewdriver)

ghostpulse:

Shout out to Aragorn who had the best skeleton war of all time.

image

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Cressida in Mockingjay Part 1

Cressida in Mockingjay Part 1

(Source: mockingjaysource, via everlarc)

"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."

— from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via morefunthanb4)

(Source: coketalk, via rickoconnells)

vintage-katie:

"And that’s the kind of friend, if you’re somebody like me, that you need"

(via andthenisay)

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

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